See, this is why I adamantly refuse to take a sniff of that strange guy’s perfume at Macy’s. Of course, it does not help that he calls it “Fatal Seduction”. Um, hello? Someone needs to do a background check on the guy.
Category Archives: Men
Viva America!
Happy 4th of July, everyone!
“Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men, and so it must be daily earned and refreshed – else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die.”
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
Photo: American Flag
Collecting Double-Takes
Psychotic Love
Life is surely not fair when you are at the mercy of a deranged admirer. 
*Scroll through the comic to view the subtext.
Just Two People…..
Pent-Up Anger
Brainy Girl
You Are a Brainy Girl! |
 Whether you’re an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books. You know a little bit about everything, and you’re always dying to know more. For a guy to win your heart, he’s got to share some of your intellectual interests. A awesome book collection of his own doesn’t hurt either! |
What Would I Do Without You?
Know Thyself
I know I relish helping others. Seeing the smile on the other person’s face is just indefinable.
I know I have lots of love to give, yet I have constructed this invincible fortress that prevents people from getting too close.
I know what I want in life, where I want to be in the future, and how I want to spend every waking moment of each day.
I know I am starting to acquire a potent addiction to coffee. My day usually needs a healthy dose of caffeine to stimulate my lethargic nerves.
I know I derive pleasure from simple things, such as enjoying a lunch with friends, watching the waves kiss the shore, observing the busy flow of people passing by, or driving without a particular destination.
I know I love soft music, the uninhibited laughter of babies and children, the quiet embrace of the evening, the peaceful welcome of early morning, the hypnotizing patter of rain against the window, and the cheerful atmosphere brought by Christmas.
I know it would make me happy to embark on the next level towards the realization of my dreams. I cannot wait for the future!
I know behind the aloof facade lies the most thoughtful and warmest person one will ever meet.
I know I need to learn to take more risks, to let go a little, and to enjoy every second that ticks by.
I know that once in a while, it is okay to succumb to tears and to let myself to grieve. I know I do not have to be strong all the time.
I know I should allow myself to be happy. I deserve to love and to be loved in return.
Art: Cafe Cat IV
Pissing On One’s Territory
How antediluvian. Although, I’m sure some men will succumb to such territorial antic if only they don’t fear for a castration, afterwards. 
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
